The word "too" is only used when describing something in identical circumstances. "I have a car too!" is proper. "I am going too the store" is lulzworthy.
Apostrophes are not necessary to indicate a plural noun. "That guy's crazy" works fine. "All centaur's are evil" is bad English.
Don't insult your boyfriend's manliness by referring to him as "boyfran". Fran is a girl's name. Your boyfriend is a boy, or, better yet, a man.
If you can't spell tomorrow, don't use it in a sentence. Your reader will appreciate the gesture.
Turning 360 degrees on an axis brings you back to the same point. If you mean to say your life has changed completely, try calling it a 180, or use a better analogy.
You complain about immigrants who don't learn English or have a hard time understanding it, yet you bastardize the language thoroughly.
Yes, it's easier to type like a five-year old. Something's ease is hardly indicative of its validity as a proper choice. Perhaps one day you are dangling from a cliff you've accidentally fallen off of... you wouldn't want the random passerby to decide not to help you on the basis of "it's easier not to."
tl;dr English is a written language as well as a spoken language. Learn to write it.
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